starbucks is satan

My loathing of Starbucks has increased 7 fold on this night. Carrie and I, with nothing holding down at camp, decided that we would venture into the hamlet that is Marion and discover new and exciting things while surfing the internet. So we proceeded into the Starbucks to sip some cold drinks and take some free WiFi. Oh, but we were lied to. Now, Starbucks is not only sucking our money with over priced drinks and lesser grade coffee, but it now requires a fee to use their WiFi!!! How dare they! I stumbled once by straying from my beloved Dunkin' Donuts, I shall not falter again.